Tonight at Costco* . . . We walked by a video screen of John Mayer singing.
Matt: He isn't even that cute. Why do women swoon?
Dana: He writes lovely things like "your body is a wonderland."
Matt: What if I wrote a song called "your body is jungle gym?"
Dana: It would be more accurate if you wrote "your body is a bounce castle". Then we would be closer to the truth.
* yep, costco on a Friday night